The biggest stars of the WWE are featured on a giant banner on display in Ontario, FL. Sadly, the banner only serves as a cautionary tale to all who would idolize these faux athletes: do steroids, lose your nipples. Have a look:
Won’t somebody think of the nipples?
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For those of you who can’t get enough information about Britney Spear’s orifices (orifii?), I’m pleased to report that Ms. Spears is currently undergoing a series of colon cleansing treatments at a spa in Beverly Hills. Apparently she’s doing it a few times a week.
Folks, how clean does a colon actually need to be? Do you need to eat off of it? Do you store things in there that have to be in good condition when they come out?
Ah, well. Stay tuned for the inevitable internet release of a guided tour through Brit’s lower intestine.
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It seems the man who plays a doctor on TV needs to prescribe himself some more therapy. Justin Chambers has been out and about Hollywood and acting strange. After his recent stint in the UCLA joint where Britney Spears was held, he appeared to be doing better with his sleep disorder. Now, months later, the Grey’s Anatomy doctor seems to need some more sleep again. He was incoherent, stumbling, and insulting to people recently when he was out recently at a bar. So incoherent, friends are worried about him. Justin - get help! We want you back on Grey’s in a normal fashion.
Sphere: Related ContentIt seems the former Governor liked scandal. He has been linked to a second prostitution ring that was taken down this week in New York. Will his wife stand by him still? Eliot Spitzer is said to have been a client of Kristin “Billie” Davis’ agency for years, even before he hooked up with Ashley Dupre. Davis has said she personally handled, err…serviced the Gov. even. Is this true? Can it get any more embarrassing for Spitzer and his family?
Davis was being watched and was tipped off they were coming to get her. She had sacked money away and was preparing to flee the country before she was caught. She’s sitting in jail. Eliot, he’s probably in a place worse than hell wherever he is. With his wife.
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Rikki Rocket, the blonde and former frizzy haired drummer for Poison, was busted on Monday. He was returning from a trip to New Zealand where he had been performing with other Poison members. He landed in LAX and surprise! He was greeted by officials and taken in to custody. The charge - rape. It supposedly occurred in Mississippi, but no other details are being released. Rocket’s whereabouts aren’t even known, except that he was restrained and not released.
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Even after her on-set problems during Georgia Rule and the abysmal performance of I Know Who Killed Me at the box office, Lindsay Lohan has another acting gig lined up. I still think she has some genuine talent, so here’s hoping she’ll bring her A game (actually, her AA game — showing up sober would be a start).
She’ll play one of Charlie Manson’s followers in the upcoming flick Manson Girls. I think she’ll do a decent job playing a nice girl who is brainwashed and manipulated, don’t you?
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If you needed more evidence that Dina Lohan really needs to be stopped, check out these pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s little sister from yeeeah.com. Looks Ali’s had at least one nose job, got her layer of freckles bleached off, her lips plumped up (one of the least necessary, always freaky-looking things to do to yourself), and colored contacts. Maybe it wasn’t mom’s idea, but mom had to sign off on it, and does anyone else think that’s pretty sick?
It is confirmed. According to Fox Sports News reporter Jay Glazer, the 17 year quarterback of the Green Bay Packers, Brett Favre, has called it quits.
“FOXSports.com has learned that legendary quarterback Brett Favre has decided to retire. In fact, it’s believed he informed the Packers of his decision within the last few days, although [...]
Christina Aguilera brought her giant rack with her to the Ellen Degeneres show for her first post-pregnancy television appearance. She and Ellen discussed her singing career, the difficulties of touring while pregnant, and her giant rack. Hit the jump for the video:
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